THE DIRTY KONG PODCAST

To Inform and Infuriate


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Subtitle: To Inform and Infuriate
Summary: Hello and welcome weary traveler to the DIRTY KONG PODCAST, this show strives to inform but at the same time to infuriate the hell outta ya! We take a big bite out of that beautiful ass known as religion and also tackle all other kinds of serious topics such as philosophy, the arts, movies, sex and the most important topic of all...TV! HURRAH! So if any of that appeals to you please take off your worn out shoes, remove your soggy pants and jump right in...the water's fine! Type 'dirty kong' in the iTunes store search bar and enjoy!
Author: dirty kong podcast; Category: Comedy; Explicit: Yes

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 051:03:0916kbps04410072.28 MB
The Internet: porno, suicide kids, cigar scams, peados and the SPLURGE...you'll find out.

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 061:06:1816kbps04410075.88 MB
Nostalgia: toys and cartoons! yay! hulking cocks, evil Japanese piggy banks, and chicken babies!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 070:58:1316kbps04410066.64 MB
Hay folks this week we have for ya: ghost stories, cunning "who gives a f**k" fox, glitter watch, sausage man, and sexy zombies!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 081:05:2016kbps04410074.77 MB
Let downs (MINSTREL), birthday wishes, alternative "bullshit" therapies, burning women and rich kids kicking puppies.

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 091:08:4816kbps04410078.75 MB
Hay guys this week we discuss Science: Say no to religion and welcome reason and the dirty kong podcast is the best place for reason! atomic bombs, the end of the world, mice with human ears, mashed up spiders, human kebabs and strawberry cocks joy! EPISODE 10 is close at hand...

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 101:10:5516kbps04410081.16 MB
DOUBLE DIGITS! Yes that's right episode 10 is here 'the party episode', with returning guests "our friend ben" and "the splurge" sorry for the incoherent chatter! We discuss red nose day 'the pros and cons', also diet affecting men's cum, and porno on a Ferris wheel! DOUBLE JOY!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 111:09:2116kbps04410079.39 MB
This week we're on about Embarrassing Stories: the two classics - wank stories and shit stories, also we hear from listeners embarrassing moments, and a dog involved in a shootout.

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 120:51:1616kbps04410058.68 MB
(WARNING WORST SHOW EVER!) dave couldn't make the show this week so instead we pipe in our friend Ben to sit in the garden for our first summer show! and we get drunk! Hurrah! So we apologies for the quality of this show but Vondoggie will return next week

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 131:13:2416kbps04410084.01 MB
Hay it's The Unexplained Part 1: new tech, new sound yay! we discuss and solve the puzzles of the Mongolian death worm, Bigfoot, and ghosts, not to mention those pesky shadow people! We also rip into the TAPS team and even Jon-boy's personal hero and con artist Derick acorah!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 141:06:0916kbps04410075.71 MB
The Unexplained Part 2: Hay there folks, yes new tech established rock on! We discuss alien/Dr. Phil drag race, women raped by aliens, UFO prophet Mr. white shirt, plus 3 rules that prove the existence of extraterrestrials and how to cook your baby's placenta.

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 151:02:0716kbps04410071.1 MB
Finally its here, we're sorry it took so long, but there ya go another filler episode before our "stupid stories" episode, we talk about lesbians kissing, Muslim emails, stupid old people and their dogs and even worms in peoples brains!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 161:11:5916kbps04410082.39 MB
This week we discuss Stupid Stories: Here we are again folks another fine episode with the SPLURGE! and yes we have plenty of stupid stories to share...mostly the SPLURGE'S. Enjoy!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 171:10:4416kbps04410080.96 MB
Hay there folks, after a short time away the DKP is back! we discuss Madeleine McCann, frozen old ladies, Popeyes chicken, prison officers and their sandwiches and we also play a sample track from DJ Beatz so enjoy!! Taboo episode coming soon!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 181:18:0516kbps04410089.38 MB
(WARNING: this episode was a last-minute thing and therefore the sound quality is pretty crappy) But anyway this week we're discussing Taboos: welcome to our taboo episode his week we discuss transsexuals, English manners the dos and don'ts, Japanese cartoon porn and caterpillar lovin! Enjoy! another late episode due to technical difficulties but we're back on track now dear listeners.

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 191:08:59842854410041.6 MB
The J-train is off this week boozing it up at the isle of white festival leaving jon-boy and dave-von doggie at the wheel, we discuss proud pedophiles, rats running a muck, cross-dressing man kills goat, and the biggest turn around in dirty kong history!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 201:12:3316kbps04410083.05 MB
Hi there folks, this is it finally our Tommy Wiseau, 'THE ROOM' special, we also throw the gauntlet down to the whatthepod boys and also our new studio set-up coming next week, better sound, better equipment and even live phone ins! Skype us bitches - "jonodirtykong"!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 211:19:0301.0000287.72 MB
(NEW IMPROVED SHOW!)Hello there folks, episode 21! yes that's right we've finally come of age, so hopefully we'll have a more kick-ass sound for you! yay! this week we discuss those sexual deviants the Amish, the tale of Noah's Ark, crazy, fat, heffer drivers, and a classic poop story!

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/ episode 221:17:020300.00577.65 MB
Hi guys, episode 22 here, yay! Jon-boy returns from his festival celebrations at Sonisphere, we have severed penis stories and Scientology makes a return, plus women robs bank with AIDS card! we end this week's show on a band called THE QEMISTS with Stomp Box.

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 231:22:3301.0000237.71 MB
Hay there folks this weeks show consists of transsexual self-op penis cutters, bearded female police wanabe, dogs being hung, and Muslim child sex traders! Yay! Bit of a lame sick corner this week sorry, but episode 25 looms!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 241:19:140300.00536.56 MB
Hay there joiners of the DKP, here we are episode 24! Also happy to announce our first female guest, yes that’s right the mysterious M is in studio. we have our first talk about sploshers, don’t know what one is? then tune in! We also discuss baked beans!

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/ The Dirty Kong Podcast Episode 251:27:560300.00539.14 MB
Hay there yes its here! Episode 25, the racist show with MINSTREL the Asian! We discuss teachers head butting kids, boy kills girlfriend for a bet, the Vatican and mob banking exploits, and the J-train even takes a racist quiz, the results wont startle you!

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/ epsiode 261:28:150300.00540.67 MB
hay there folks episode 26 out now, and yes we're had a drink so be warned! We talk millionaire dogs, London riots, Soggy D is single and out for love, we also talk about nuclear reactors in flats and mums injecting kids with shit!!!!

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Hay there and welcome to epsiode 27 of the DKP! With special sit-in guest Soggy D! We talk all things animal from shark attacks and the best way to deal with 'em, to also discuss cats being microwaved. We also discuss a man who shoots his chest pains away!

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/ episode 281:16:280300.00594.54 MB
Hi there folks, episode 28 here! daves off on one of his gigs so its left to the Jtrain and Jon-boy have to take the lead! And we get drunk, so be warned! We have the along waited M challenge, man beating up a baby, a woman sticks herself to the kitchen and also a crazy ginger kid! We also have a phone in from a Scotsman! Yay!

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/ epiosde 291:18:190300.00591.18 MB
Hello kids we're here and Dave's with us this week as he's finished banging his older lady over last weekend and now he's up for a show! We talk shit, eels and make-shift torture chambers! We also get a call from a gay podcaster, and also a voicemail from a certain memeber of the DHB looking for advice from the DKP boys! Jesus H Christ!

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/ episode 301:03:190300.00572.76 MB
Hay folks here we are at episode 30! No j-train this week for shame! but we discuss holidays from hell, as Jon-Boy goes off on holiday to tan up and get pissed and probably burnt. We discuss the 9/11 anniversary , ghetto babies, holiday makers being decapitated and also shit sprinkling shoppers! No show next sunday.

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 311:38:390300.005114.17 MB
Holy crap, here it is episode 31 an extra long episode for you guys 'cause we missed a couple of shows and yes we're drinking but it has been two weeks since we did a show so celebrations are in order! Also apologises to scott from the DHB, J was upset and thinking of THE ROYAL AND DOODALL SHOW not to mention he's a racist, xenophobic wanker. We discuss pedophile denials, rescue hot dogs and also daughters handing over their shit to help cure their mothers!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 321:31:300300.005111.73 MB
Hay there folks, this week dave is absent again so yor stuck with jon-boy anf j-train, you lucky sods! This week we discuss Michael Jackson's doctor's perscription, heagehog vs a kitchen knife, and a woman getting hit by a car whilst on the toilet!! We also get joined by Mr Pink from the DHB radio show!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 331:08:180300.00581.24 MB
This is a quick show, so sorry if its not up to our usual standards...yeeeeah. This episode is brought to you by dave and jon-boy, no j!! we discuss old people faarting, bull fighting face lifts, and also darwin awards and not to mention mothers washing shitting pants. Get in!!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 341:24:250300.00599.94 MB
Hi there folks this is episode 34, and all three hosts are in studio! We discuss mad, crazy, mental women! Also talk about lesbian transexuals, the Songify crew, Charlton Heston and his guns and also sinful lamp post thieves.

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 34.B1:18:240300.00596.31 MB
Welcome, this week was a quickly thrown together affair so suck it if you don't like it, but we promise the DARES episode is coming next show! We discuss the top 20 deaths of the year, women breast feeding calfs, and then theres the DogHouse Bastards's Claire calling in to discuss faecal hand shakes, joy!!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 35 1:20:341622204410094.62 MB
Holy shit, here we are again! This is it, no not Michael jackson's dvd release, no its DKP coming at ya! This week Dave's off again so we rip him a new ass hole joy! So we do a shitty dare, sorry maybe more next week, who knows...anyway we discuss woman stepping into her dead horse, Saddam look-a-like gets forced into porn and a pedophile football ref gets his just deserts before kick off, score!!

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jon-boy / episode 361:15:1704410091.36 MB
Episode 36 out now!!! Drunken brothers, failed call to 'kiddie fiddler john', calls from the DHB then another from Mr pink and thats not to mention all the piss stories you'll hear AND evidence of the fabled shit-hand-wank story!! although the show is a complete debacle, you might enjoy it!!

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the dirty kong podcast / FLOGGIN MOLLY EPISODE0:21:400300.00525.57 MB
JUST A SHORT HELLO, BUT WE'LL BE BACK TO THE FULL SHOW REAL SOON! Hay there kids, this isn't a typical show, this isn't even episode 37, oh no, this is our on-the-road FLOGGING MOLLY gig recording, yes thats right folks jon-boy and dave take you to see the awesome irish punk rock legends, and we also talk about anal play in a very rough pub, joy!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 381:09:201600534410080.34 MB
This is episode 38 of the DKP! Our chirstmas episode yay!! Get your eggnogg out and your dick and say happy birthday jesus!! We have the Pope fading fast, drunk santa rapists, really SHITTY tattoos and even a dangourous J!! R.I.P Christopher Hitchens, warrior!!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 391:17:450300.00588.94 MB
Hello there folks, this is it, its finally here episode 39 of the DKP! And Jesus Dave's here! and J isn't...same old. This week we discuss the New Year celebrations, balloon rides gone wrong, mothers and their son's sperm and also crazy hecklers!!

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jon boy / episode 401:39:4015612444100111.36 MB
Hay there kids, yes its here the lesbian show, with our very own lezzar Emma!! We discuss porn, Virgina s, penises and everything else that we usually talk about, and even more than that all three hosts are in on this show, holy Jesus!!! The sound is a bit wonky but the content is still as shite as ever so enjoy our dear, dear fans.

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 411:18:051581994410089.45 MB
Here we again folks, me and the J train, we talk all things AIDS with J! We also talk about mad husbands, crazy Mexicans and also suicidal Indian man, we think they're bored and anyone who doesn't have access to this show is bound to kill themselves!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 421:11:101585804410081.75 MB
Hay there! This week flower stealing cunts, moose troubles Dave's final thoughts, political talk, fuck Eddie Murphy and lying c*unting priests AGAIN, and also awesome metal 8 yer old PS date rape hints! yay!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 431:27:291537464410097.43 MB
Hi there cock-fags this is another immature, sick and silly episode of the DKP! rejoice as Daves not on so the J train is, this week we discuss monkey baptism, Indian werewolf sisters, a man is fighting a council bid to shut down his rural swingers club, claiming he just throws saucy parties and another Jesus spotting! holy fuck!!

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 441:10:341561724410079.83 MB
This is episode 44 of the DKP this week its jon-boy and J-T, this is a quick show and Js got nothing apart from some useful DRUG taking tips! We discuss mostly bad parenting and child deaths and also sex offenders the perfect coupling! R.I.P. Whitney Houston. END SONG: 'SAVES THE DAY' - The End.

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 451:16:401561054410086.67 MB
Welcome to episode 45 of the DKP, this week its Jon-boy and Dave, joy. We discuss the re re re release of STAR WARS episode 1, pigs, culling old people and some good old fashioned car lovin!! GET IN! contact us on our Facebook page and or email us at dirtykong@live.co.uk www.dirtykong.co.uk

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the dirty kong podcast / episode 461:22:501584544410095.04 MB
Hay hay listeners, this week another exciting shoe for ya! Jon-boy and J talk about Nelson Mandela's health scare, NEW UKRAINIAN BABY YOGA, also we talk all about the 'little people' soulless godless creatures, also wheels and sand, that's just not gonna work!? www.dirtykong.co.uk

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dirtykong / Episode 471:10:1961977.14410032.15 MB
Hay folks this week the one jon-boy, and the one j-train are here to rock your world!! We discuss woman eating the ashes of her husband, a double Jesus-watch feature, COUGAR GIRL chimes in, and thugs/saints bashing in the skulls of swans?! EPISODE 50 LOOM

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dirtykong / dkp481:05:3863999.83200030.75 MB
Welcome to this episode of the DKP (48) all three hosts are in on this one but unfortunately one of our mics broke so there's some crappy audio on the J Train…same old. This week we discuss wheelchair crazy who steals penises, cats being swung around the room, and also the human hedgehog! Contact us on dirtykong@live.co.uk www.dirtykong.co.uk

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jonBOY / EPISODE 491:03:330300.00529.85 MB
Hay there folks this week its another turn with jonboy and J, joy! broken mic again so apologies for the bad audio new tech coming soon for episode 50 though! This week we discuss Whitney's autopsy, weed stealing shock and fatty boom-batty weddings! Drop us a line on Facebook or contact our email on: dirtykong@live.co.uk www.dirtykong.co.uk

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DKP / EPISODE 501:31:110300.00542.86 MB
Hello there ladies and gents!! its here episode 50!! AND we're even filming it available on our YouTube account so check it out, thongs funny hats and beer, a winning combo ;) We talk sex, sex-change granddad, ferret attack and penis quiz, and also tips for selling your virginal juices, so who's thirsty folks? joy! www.dirtykong.co.uk Facebook us! email: dirtykong@live.co.uk

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dirtykong podcast / episode 511:23:560300.00539.43 MB
Here we are kids, episode 51 of the DKP at long last…blame Dave (and his new girlfriend?) and Jon-boy's new job change and IF that isn't bad enough …J now finds women funny?! WTF?!! Things are changing, this week we discuss under age girl's fashion, transgender miss England discovering J is actually gay, also we talk real-life zombies and to finish...WE LOVE INDIANS!!! promise. Jon-boy and J also go into cats. WEBSITE remains under reconstruction, but our new YouTube video is coming out soon! ;) contact us on Facebook or email us at: dirtykong@live.co.uk

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dirty kong podcast / episode 521:27:160300.00541.02 MB
Hay there gang we here and we're queer...odd...and silly, this week we look into cat-copters, woman's fat burning down a crematorium, hearing more from the "zombie" cannibal victim and speaking of hearing we look into 'porn for the blind' it sucks! in more ways than one...i need a beer. contact us on dirtykong@live.co.uk or join our Facebook page. Also we have a forum! - dirtykong.forumotion.com. Song today is SKINDRED - Pressure.

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dirty kong podcast / Episode 531:28:100300.00541.37 MB
Holy crap, here we are again, and you'll never guess…all three hosts are in on this one, this week we talk toilet sex, bear wounds, bleached babies and J-train storms out on the show?! We even have more Gang/Glitter watch and even another Jesus spotting!! give us crap on our Facebook page or send your abuse to: dirtykong@live.co.uk also rate our show on iTunes bitches!

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dirty kong podcast / episode 54 1:18:250300.00536.85 MB
Hay hay another fine episode of the DKP, we talk relationships on this show…oh dear, we hate women, they are evil, brown sauce hating harpies from hell! to find out more download the show. "rub one out" is the extent of J's relationship advice, and SPLURGE is back on the show, joy! Very relaxed episode as the heat is up for summer and we couldn't be arsed to create a coherent show…same old. We also play 'Danger Ball' Revels game! email: dirtykong@live.co.uk and/or contact us on Facebook. Twitter: @dirtykongpodcast

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Dirty kong podcast / Episode 551:29:450300.00542.26 MB
HAY HAY! Welcome to another splendid episode of the DKP, this week we're in JONBOY's living room having a couch sesh…its too hot for studio fun…anyway this week we talk Olympics (almost too much) most especially volley ball…woof! We also discuss Jesus watch again, joy! AND A NEW SEGMENT, stay tuned listeners! We also talk about weird two legged dogs, girlfriends casting boyfriends body parts and even you'll hear JONBOY and the J TRAIN singing repetitively. As always you can contact us via email on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Skype voice mail on: jonodirtykong Twitter/ Facebook: d

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dirtykong podcast / episode 561:12:280160.00234.06 MB
Hay, hay! Here we are we're back from a fairly long hiatus, but now we're as reaualgar as a polo eating 12 year old?! This episode we discuss racists comments, dirty parrot killing mothers, incest and even Jimmy Savile's afterlife lovelife?! Yes we're back on form kids! Voice mail us on SKYPE: jonodirtykong. Or EMAIL: dirtykong@live.co.uk and we're even on Facebook!! Joy!

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 571:15:440300.00535.6 MB
Part 1 of 2... Welcome listeners to this episode 57 of the Dirty Kong podcast! This week we take a run through of 'a day in the life of' jon-boy, we also discuss children in need, romance, fat people with their roles of fat and fatness, we rail on YouTube adverts, get interrupted by fireworks and steadily get more pissed as the minutes pass in this our two part (drunken) episode! Can you spell on coming train-wreck!? GOOD GOD! Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/Twitter us on: Dirty Kong Podcast Send a Skype voice message on: jonodirtykong

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The Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 581:34:430300.00544.54 MB
Part 2 of 2 Children in need, donkeys then snow leopards…right?! Australians without swimming pools, how do we punish sexual deviants?…you'll never know with j's drunken ramblings…I'm so sorry listeners… we also hear about elephants speaking human words, men being forced to marry his dead wife's sister and and j train even trys to pronounce some foreign names!? Crazy?! As time goes by we gradually get less and less coherent. it gets worse than usual people... We are so sorry listeners. Our bad… Enjoy. Contact us on: Email: dirtykong@live.co.uk Skype messages on: jonodirtykong

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 591:19:050300.00537.54 MB
Hello everyone from the DKP fan club, this week we discuss tacky Christmas lights and super market sales?! We also delve into a Skype call from Davian Dent from The Bitter Sound Podcast we get ankle deep in anal talk and counting to potato?! We also discuss priests writing sex novels, a man getting the ultimate parking ticket revenge on his ex and even a giant inflatable snowman goes on his jollies. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/Twitter us on: Dirty Kong Podcast Send a skype voice message on: jonodirtykong

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Dirty Kong Podcast / ep 59.B1:29:450300.00542.2 MB
Welcome to our Christmas special episode 59.B! J's not happy about the present Jon-Boy gets him that he then happens to love?! We discuss Christmas high and lows, monkeys in IKEA, trolls on Facebook and even a popular weather man's addition to gang watch!! Also not to forget our time honored Jesus watch! Merry Christmas and a Happy fucking New Year! Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/Twitter us on: Dirty Kong Podcast Send a skype voice message on: jonodirtykong

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Dirty Kong Podcast / episode 601:08:120300.00532.91 MB
Hello listeners and Happy new Year welcome to this special LIVE USTREAM episode of the Dirty Kong Podcast! We have our friend Ben calling in, Biglors throws in some comments on the chat-room and Jonboy even decides to strip for the live viewers, bet you wished you'd tuned in now! We discuss lonely old women talking to themselves, a man loses his penis to a rat, and also J discovers a Jesus toaster, joy! More live shows to come keep your eye on our FB page! As always contact us on: email - dirtykong@live.co.uk FB page/Twitter - the dirty kong podcast Also voice call on Skype at:

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 611:19:100300.00537.16 MB
Hello there listeners, this week is another fine addition to the DKP episode listing! We record at Js house this week for a change, JonBoy braves the snow to drive 2 minutes down the round and record some nonsense for you all! We discuss porno addicted chimps, helicopter crashes fiasco, and even a man suffocated by this girlfriends breasts, yummy! Big up to the DHB on their 100th episode extravaganza! As also follow us on Facebook and Twitter. You can Skype in messages on: jonodirtykong Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 621:16:180300.00536.03 MB
Hello dear listeners to episode 62 of the DKP! This week we go back to the classic...shit stories! After which we talk road kill, a Muslim's sex education, snow shoveling burglars and even pigeons that poo soap! Contact us on Twitter and Facebook. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Leave us a voice-mail on Skype on: JONODIRTYKONG.

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Dirty Kong Podcast / ep 630:58:010300.00527.68 MB
Hay there listeners this week we discuss people we try and avoid (most people), our friendly poker match with 'our friend Ben', and also there's a story delivered by the boys at the Royal and Doodall show?! We also discuss horse food…yummy...bagels anyone? Whats your top 'favorite rare things to eat'? Find out J's on this weeks show! Joy! Contact us on our Facebook Page, Twitter and email us at dirtykong@live.co.uk!

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 641:13:300300.00534.63 MB
Hay listeners this weeks show is dedicated to Richard Briers RIP. We're on top form with a story of friends wanking over a slipknot posters? We also discuss the lowest of the low, that's right…living statues! Bastards! Episode quote of the week: " …he looked like a cunt, dressed as a cunt, standing still like a cunt!" - JonBoy Also this week J rants about asteroids, their coming for us! We talk about men slapping babies on planes and even girls BONKING behind the wheel with disastrous results! Contact us on our Facebook Page and on Twitter! Email us at: dirtykong@live.

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dirty kong podcast / Episode 651:27:230300.00541.1 MB
Hay hay kids here we are back again for another round of nonsense, this week: ITS J'S BIRTHDAY! So this week we discuss the 'dirty thong bandit' who looks a lot like Jon-boy?! Judge for yourself on our Facebook page, also this week is our MOTHER'S DAY special episode so we talk about grannies powered by the mains, Every man's dream!? We also discuss an 8 year old kid marrying a 61 year old mother...nice! and finally a great video of a crazy mum buzzing after lady gaga concert, f*cking great. Favorite Quote of the Week: "Californian man busted in toilet with porn, cocaine and small child..."

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dirty kong podcast / Episode 661:08:050300.00532.19 MB
Hay there listeners its episode 66, so J decides to smoke some green and Jon-Boy has to save the day?! We discuss an old favorite this week: penis biting attack, a Vietnamese woman gives birth on a motorbike and even couples raving with their babies, awesome!! and anyone fancy sausage?…don't be a pussy, find out why that's funny in this weeks episode! Favorite Quote of the Week: " …why have i taken a front shit…you've front shat out a baby!..." Facebook/ Twitter: dirtykong podcast. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk SKYPE: jonodirtykong

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dirty kong podcast / episode 671:07:400300.00532.07 MB
Hay there folks welcome to another fine episode of the DKP, with your hosts, J-Train and Jon-Boy! email us on dirtykong@live.co.uk Twitter/Facebook: the dirty kong podcast!

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dirty kong podcast / Episode 680:46:290300.00522.01 MB
hello there people! A very short episode this week, as we're off to see a scary film and couldn't be bothered to put in some early hours in the studio because we don't care and you guys should be goddamned grateful for whatever we give you! Mwah! We talk about fat people, fatting their way around as they fat...also we discuss eels going places they wish they hadn't and finally warlocks that rape and then kill your best friend! Joy! join us on Twitter: jonodirtykong Facebook: the dirty kong podcast Email: dirtykong@live.co.uk

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jon boy / Episode 691:10:160300.00533.4 MB
Hay there listeners its... Splurge, yes that's right our retarded friend is back joining Jon-Boy and J for another fun time in studio 2! This week, stir crazy wankin nakedness (crazy!) …sexy window cleaners (oooh lala), David Beckham (fag) and peacock sex Phil! yes people its gonna be a large one! Also Splurge talks kids and trampolines, nasty! Favorite Quote of the Week: " …Tabby's...Indians!..." Facebook/ Twitter: dirtykong podcast. Email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk SKYPE: jonodirtykong

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 701:40:510300.00547.51 MB
Hells yes the big 70 SHOW!!! Its party time we get wrecked on GnT (is that gay?), the J-Train has a new and very annoying app, joy! we also ask the question is there social pressure in drinking for men?! We all love fat chicks?! We also discuss all thing D&D yes the boardgame and jon'boy's RUSH gig experiences! What else?! Well… J decides to celebrate this special episode by singing the entire Canadian national anthem, hurray! Quote of the show: "Bieburs shit it, aint he?!" "brotolomol! raising a baby? bager set!" email us on: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook us! Twitte

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Dirty Kong Podcast / Episode 711:16:370300.00536.06 MB
Hello there kids, Nelsons still alive and kicking and a guest on the dkp?! thank the Christ! and we also jive about haters hating haters, also coming in on this show we discuss hamster man(?), also we hear the tale of neighbors biting other neighbors cock off, ouchie! THIS JUST IN! JON-BOY AND J TRAIN EAT THE FAMOUS GHOST PEPPERS - Holy Bollock! listen through the after song for a good laugh at these two divs choking of these firery bad-boys! Quote of the show: "doesn't get more black than nelson Mandela! email: dirtykong@live.co.uk Facebook/twitter: dirty kong podcast Skype message: jonodirtykong

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